Mission
We promote over-the-board combat, clocks that click like accusations, and the sacred right to analyze your loss for forty-five minutes in the parking lot.
Upcoming Events
Swiss pairings. Soft chairs forbidden. Gloating taxed.
Uncle is undefeated in family legend only.
Membership
Dues: one set of pieces with fewer than three missing pawns, or a convincing story about the dog.
Board numbers are stickers. Bring your own board if you distrust ours.
Chess Duel Directorate
Touch-move enforced; alibis are not.
Mark W. Bennett
Grandmaster of Snacks
Markus Bennet
Vice Clock
Marc Bennett
Notation Czar
Marque Bennett
Blunder Amnesty Chair
Markette Bennett
Simul Host
Marek Bennett
Parking-Lot Analyst
Not official portraits of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual chess clock.